caffoon
one who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.
last night, i had 4 cups of zapatista coffee. then a piece of jolt gum to freshen the breath. this morning, before going to work, i showered with shower shock caffeinated soap. on my way to work, i drank a bottle of bawls.
i am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
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