cagbiatch
a cagb–tch is a ball of stanky cabagge that likes to shove monkeys up its b-tt to make itself h-rny. when u bust open the stem, make sure u plug your ears ’cause the cagb–tch will make disturbing sounds such as, the sound when you rape a horse, fly, or pig. i am warning you right now! if the cagb–tch makes a noise of when a cat is raping cartman of south park, get out of there as soon as u can or else u will be totally f-cked up! it rolls around in the gym of melbourne high school during basketball season only.
hey i saw a cagb–tch rolling around the gym lastnight.
hey! you smell like a cagb–tch!
shut up. you’re such a cagb–tch.
whats for dinner mom? we’re having your favorite cagb–tch for dinner, honey lumps!
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