caitrocksmyworld
the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. he then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning said crush when he sees a tabloid photo of maria sharapova.
someone get this garbage off the site…
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