cake eater

a derogitory term used towards those who live in edina, minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iphone and their daily cup of starbucks. now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.

being from edina, i laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. i probably laughed a little too much, but that’s edina for you. i am apart of the group that think. it’s more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of tumblr… (i.e. me, and my friends)
generic edina kid: “who is getting the brand new iphone six when it comes out?”
-five other kids raise their hands-
(a real quote from an edina student)

other edina kid 1: -screams in demon voice- i am train fear me, chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo

other edina kid 2: y-sssssssss.
generic edina kid: -gives a wtf look-
other edina kids: hahaha be afraid!

anywhere but edina: ugh, they are such cake eaters…
me: omg you understaaaaand.
a cake eater actually refers to edina, mn, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. it could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. and btw- mighty ducks was filmed in minnesota, so he’s probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from edina.
“look at that f-cker driving his brand new bmw out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater”
in minnesota this goes as follows:

usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled ‘you have it too easy’ piece of sh-t brat!

usually called to rich kids who drive bmws and mercedes-benz’s and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that’s so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. this is a cake eater.

synonymous with calling someone: spoiled rich little f-ck!
c-ssi: “did you see jesse’s new bmw? he thinks he’s so d-mn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him – and plus, the kid doesn’t know how to drive it anyways!”

tim: “yeah, but dont worry about that c-cky f-cker, he’s just another cake eater!”
supposedly dubbed by marie antoinette during the french revolution. when citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, “let them eat cake!”

it is now used as a nickname for all people who live in edina, mn. although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from edina now take pride in it. example: an edina sports shirt that read, “cake: breakfast of champions”

this term is most well known by its reference to edina native adam banks in “the mighty ducks.”
stupid cake-eaters, i hate them all!
a person from edina, mn. used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they’re better than everyone else.
edina kid: “omg! i scratched daddy’s bmw! looks like i have to get a new one!”
minneapolis kid: “shut the f-ck up before i rip you to pieces you f-ckin cake eater”
1.rich people who think they’re better than everyone cause thier rich.
those cake eaters from st. thomas academy arn’t so cool if we can beat ’em.