cake is a lie
a subst-tute for “the writing is on the wall’. from the (video game) portal. the graffiti in background levels give clues and point out truths including “the cake is a lie”.
ch-ll is promised cake and grief counseling as her reward if she manages to complete all the test chambers. after ch-ll completes the final test chamber, glados congratulates her but the promised cake is a lie.
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