cake plate
a b-st-rdized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). this word started as a colloquialism in las vegas nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. it is used in often in the service industry.
placates concession pacify appease women
example: (two male bartenders talking about a female c-cktail waitress)
bartender 1: marry is being a real b-tch today i don’t know what her problem is…
bartender 2: she’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving
placates concession pacify appease women
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