Caked
similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. you see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. like wtf is she?
mayes: what happened to you and that one girl.
tanner: i got caked! she look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and i didn’t know who the f-ck she was at the end of the hike.
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1.when you are so blazed out of your mind to take your d-ck out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being caked
2. to p-ss out while j-zzing on your self
i got so high last night i caked my self
ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up caked.
when he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was caked
highest level of high.
when you’re high you’re baked…cakes get baked
person:man, im caked.
when a girl, usually of the sk-nky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
when you have devoured a sp-ce cake full of weed. rather than being baked, you are caked.
man that sp-ce cake has left me caked.
to be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) aggressively done in some cultures.
i went to oddi’s house and his mom caked me to the point where i had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.
to be extremely wealthy, loaded
mike: i got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
kal: bro you’re caked
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