cal-m

cal-main or cyberathelete amateur league main division. better than cal-o and im , but not quite as good as teams in cal-p and i.working their way up.
that cal-m team would woop that cal-o team, but get pwnt by that cal-i team.
calm is a state of being, akin to a religious experience. often used bye itself as a fragment. a relaxing interjection.
“dude, i can’t believe he just flipped that snow-mobile. calm.”
meaning for “cool”. or for the real definition see “r-t-rded”
that is so calm. or that is so dizcalm.
career and life management
a cl-ss every single albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! it’s really a fun cl-ss though, at this very moment im actually in it…
you learn how to live life. and when someone asks you, what do you have now? you say calm but it sounds like c-m so their like what?! but really, its a fun cl-ss.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. these are the following swears:
cr-p, f-ck, sh-t, b-tch, d-mn, d-mnit, god d-mnit, c-nt, d-ck, c-ck, jubba nubba thuban, satan, etc. (jk for satan)
student1: hey what do you have right now?
student2: calm…
student1: gross dude.

george bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree…

student1: hey i love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
student2: really? its like the easiest cl-ss ever, easier than a spare dammit.

teacher: f-ck! do some god d-mn push ups .
calm, as in telling someone to calm down. because they are being f-cking not legit and no one needs that at their tay tay.
set… calm… there you go. now get back to the tay tay.