Calculator
a mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
john: hey look what i did with my calculator!
jack: yeah, great job buddy! it reads, “b–bless”. (55378008)
math teacher: hey! what’s that? fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?
the boys were never seen again. last known location: detention.
asian gameboy
pi=100 pts!
woah ling zhi is really playin’ that calculator!
my brain, my every ounce of being human
guy 1: have you seen my brain?
guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
guy 1: yeah, it is green and had b-ttons on it, oh yeah it say “texas instruments” on the front.
guy 2: dude, that’s a calculator
guy 1: i don’t care just find it
the reason why we don’t need math, especially in high school, when you’d rather be snogging.
tim: math is @#$%?&-!!! i hate it! i want to snog!
tim’s dad: this is why there are calculators. don’t forget the rubber, son.
-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program…
-ti 83
-ti 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-ti 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from texas insturments}
anyidiot: yo i wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder….and i stull get dem rong
afew: i solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
for people too lazy to say “catch you all later”.. saying it really fast makes it “calculator”.. used especially when hurrying out of a friend’s car.. or when done iming or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (iming with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i’ll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
idiot 1: dude, what’s 2+2?
idiot 2: dunno. steal jane’s calculator.
– any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)
– to calculator a word/the calculator version of
cl-ssic example: 58008
d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.
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