Calculator Rape
the act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one’s calculator to take up sp-ce or make the calculator run out of memory. works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. words commonly used to rape calculators include “lol”, “roflcopter”, and “roflmao”.
paul: -presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator-
patricia: is he raping your calculator?
clare: -reads calculator: “lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol…”-
clare: unfortunately… this is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
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