caleb huber
is the result of a woman being daintily f-cked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her cl-toris into a garden nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this “thing” looks like a two fingered r-t-rd trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt
ex…god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex…like everyday at lunch
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