caledonian sleeper


at a scottish wedding when a drunk groomsman targets a p-ssed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). the aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid p-n-s in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. once fully inserted the groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells “choo choo. all aboard!”
cameron was looking forward to donald and morag’s wedding. however he would not be drinking incase hamish inflicted a caledonain sleeper on him if he p-ssed out. hamish was famous for his caledonian sleepers at weddings.

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