calender-cock
when a person, usually male, divides his p-n-s into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with january at the tip. each year that p-sses, the calender c-ck will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. the calender c-ck must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for c-ck at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender c-cks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
steve: hey man, what month is it?
delroy: i dunno lid ask the calender-c-ck innit
steve: hey jauquim, what month is it?
jauquim: september
steve: sweet!
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