Calfing
to utilze the leg as method of s-xual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the -n-s or v-g-n- of a willing or unwilling recipient.
steve was caught calfing jenny in the bathroom at denny’s last weekend! sh-t was up to his knee!
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