Calgersnow
snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.
derived from calgary alberta’s ridiculously stupid weather patterns.
“i can’t believe it’s june! time to go sun tanning!” — looks out window to discover snow pouring outside — “… frig. the calgersnow started.”
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