Cali

an actual name. not short for anything.
she is creative, willing, and falls in love easily. she keeps everything from everybody, almost like she’s afraid to open up to people. she may be hostile at first, and has a hard time trusting anybody. but once you get to know her, she’s very funny and even a bit perverted. she might seem crazy at times. she loves music and reading. she might seem heartless, but even she cares a little. she has a curvy body and a big -ss that she’s very well aware of.
“cali is a huge jerk.”
“have you tried talking to her, she’s actually pretty cool.”
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1) one of the most important cities of colombia, aka the capital of salsa. unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.

2) an annoying name for california.
1) -i’m travelling to cali this weekend.
-great, i heard they make the delicious pandebono there.

2) -i’m travelling to cali this weekend.
-isn’t that too far?
-it’s our neighbor state, you idiot!
a name that non-native californian’s use when refering to california and trying to seem like a real californian.
typical of an east coaster
hey, duuudes let’s go to the sh-r- in cali, and thrash some waves
cali:
a main city in the beautiful country of colombia. it is known for being the salsa capital of the world.
yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. no wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.
a word for “california” used by no one who has ever lived in california. use “cali” and you will immediately sound like a hick.
“i’m from cali.”
“no you’re not, you f-cktard, no one says cali in california.”
“you’re right, i’m actually from iowa. my life is empty.”
annoying word that people who dont live in california use when talking about california, and think they are cool saying it. seriously inlanders, stfu and just say california instead.
colorado girl: omg im going to cali!
californian: shut up you wh-r-
a word used by non californians. typically often thought of as a children’s word. only posers and losers use this word to seem cool
non californian “want to go to cali and surf some barrels bro”?

californian “punches him in the face”
stupid and pointless with no purpose except p-ssing off californians. might as well call arizona as arizo, virginia as virgi, oregon as oreg, or maybe vermont as verm.

“cali” is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find canada on a map.

“cali” does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
person a: “dude. let’s go to cali and surf brah”
californian: kicks person a in the crotch