Cali Bitch


a california girl that thinks she is too good, even though she is clearly not. tends to response with short and dismissive answers.
friend 1: dude, what happened?

friend 2: she gave me the cold shoulder. i asked her to dance not to mate, d-mn rhino!

friend1: ah, the typical cali b-tch.
sometime in the ’90s degenerates from san fran and la decided to ditch their sh-tty state and move up to the pacific northwest. they’ve brought their nasty bodies, their nasty culture and their nasty lifestyles and f-cked up cities like portland, oregon. they spread to the washington and oregon coasts with their bullsh-t surf clothes and att-tudes.
dude, remember how much better pacific city was before those cali b-tches came and ruined it?

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