Cali Roll
a variant of the rickroll that shows the 2008 cali gear commercial instead of the music video for never gonna give you up.
suspect: hey man, i just leaked a new trailer for mortal kombat x!
cali bear: they’re squishable and squashable, they’re waterproof and washable!
victim: g-dd-mn it, i got calirolled!
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origins : santa clara, ca
a blunt wrap(swishers, optimos) is rolled with marijuana and cut up into small little pieces, then individually smoked out of a bong. usually one piece per person.
i’m so blown off these cali rolls!
short for “california roll” or “california stop”
when you do not come to a full stop at a stop sign or red light, you just kinda roll…like we do in cali. 😉
“no cali rolls at the stop sign, punk!” -my driving instructor
a blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it’s entirety. not actually called cali rolls in real life. one cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. the pieces are smoked out of a bong. while it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. grow some b-lls, smoke a fat blunt.
guy 1: hey bro, go get the scissors
guy 2: why?
guy 1: lets chop this blunt fool, cali rolls!!!
guy 2: nah man that sh-ts h-lla gay.
guy 1: no way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!
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