california burrito
the best kind of burrito, always made with guacamole. it also has everything else a normal burrito has. they are made fresh from authentic restaurants.
dude, im hungry, i’m going down the street to get myself a california burrito.
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a delicious and mythical burrito found in mexican eateries, also known as a cali burrito. it is native to southern california, especially san diego. the california burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and french fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. guacamole may be subst-tuted for sour cream, though this not a true cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a cyrus burrito).
“i almost had a heart attack while eating a m-ssive california burrito last night!”
a delicious and best burrito found in faxican eateries, also known as a cali burrito. it is native to southern california. the california burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, guacamole and french fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. sour cream may be subst-tuted for guacamole, though this not a true cali burrito, just an imposter.
“i almost had a heart attack while eating a m-ssive california burrito last night!”
a guy who wrappes his d-ck in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.
guy:hey you want a california burrito?
girl:what is that?
guy:well i’m gonna wrap my d-ck in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.
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