California Cherry Crusher
the perfect name for a d-ck so m-ssive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain’t a virgin. also known as the maryland -n-l tugger. if you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.
detective: what appears the cause of death?
doc: it seems the girl had a california cherry crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
detective: good god! what kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
doc: nothin you own.
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