California clam slap
credit goes to the california clam slap connoisseur himself: mr. b. fluke of escondido, california.
when your b-mping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and c-m in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you busted your load in you’re hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of s-m-n (she’s probably going to start f-cking losing it so make sure you’re holding on tight) then keep on smashing that -ss cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. then run cause she’ll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
i was so hammered last night i pulled a california clam slap on that wicked ugly prost-tue from behind the sevy.
#clam #johnson #wiener #hooker #strawberry shortcake #cleveland steamer #rodeo #bucking bronco
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