California Condor
when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is h-rny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her v-g-n- with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her -sshole
wow! adam that california condor last night was amazing!
when an asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. this is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.
did you hear chin and jessica are dating? we have a california condor on our hands!
an ugly–ss vulture that for some reason our state thinks is worth protecting from extinction.
the california condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn’t trouble me in the least.
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