California Crumpet
when two lovers engage in -n-l s-x and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of b-tter in between her b-ttcheeks and squishes them together.
“by jove! you’ve got a stick of b-tter in your b-m! (the next day) dude, you don’t have to be a british man to enjoy a nice ‘n tasty california crumpet.”
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