California Hot Pocket


the s-xual act of taking a dump into a mans open b-tthole and churning it up with an egg beater. the resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats hot pockets.

you, the p–per, proceed to take a m-ssive bl–dy dump onto the other persons face and scream out “viva la revolution!!!”

also known as the: “ceizer shavez”
dude, what’s the bl–dy mess all over your face?

it’s fred, he cr-pped on my face…

california hot pocket, huh?

yup…

nice..
when a man sh-ts in a p-ssy and f-cks it out.
sean gave that girl a california hotpocket
when the male goes boom boom (p–py) in a females v-g-n-l area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the p-n-s is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the v-g-n-.
“lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket”
when a person uses the outer sh-lling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
dude i gave cavan the worst california hot pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

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