california kelp forest
when a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her p-b-s to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. it will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.
i went home with trashy tracy™ last night when when i got hammered. she had the nastiest california kelp forest, even worse than nasty natalie™
Read Also:
- van shopping
i don’t know the definition … we are van shopping…
- shepan
da best sheep in the world, originates from shepanlandia, loves oranges, plays sheeple wow shepan is so cool
- javanka republican
the kind of republican who doesn’t actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. named after jared kushner and ivanka trump. * note: this does not apply to palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing. republicans […]
- aroob
aroob is a muslim name for girls which means loving her husband and being lived back by her husband. my name is aroob
- rage baby
a person who is raging/mad, their voice raises to a high pitched yell or squeak. oh no! johnny is going into rage baby mode. like crybaby, but the person gets overwhelmed with burning rage easily instead of crying a: why are you always so angry? s: well , i am a ragebaby