California Mudslide

when you are in a 69 with a chick and she let’s go and sh-ts on your face.
i was in a 69 with my girl last night and the b-tch pulled a california mudslide on me.
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its when you are prairie d-gg-n it and you are about 98% sure that its diarrhea.
i was cali mudslidin’ like a beast for an hour yesterday and had to go home early from work.

d-mn bro- i’ve never had a california mudslide happen to me at work, but it did happen one time in an elevator.
when a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her b-tt. a man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and p–p out his fecal matter onto her back. as it slides down her back and off her b-tt cheeks, it look’s like a california mudslide.
man, john sure did give c-ssie a big california mudslide last night in the bathroom at aj’s party.
in s-xual interco-rs- when a man sh-ts on a womans forhead and she lets it run down her br–sts
‘ah jamies t-ts are so nice i’d love to california mudslide that sh-t”
a cleveland steamer, but with diarrhea.
a cleveland steamer is where a person takes a dump on your chest, during s-xual foreplay. the chocolatey goodness makes it look like mud sliding down your chest/body.
she died during a california mudslide.
the process which involves engaging in -n-l s-x, and your female partner defficates on your p-n-s, you then proceed to insert the p-n-s in the v-g-n- with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the p-n-s and into the v-g-n-. next, you get a standard size turkey baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the sh-t filled v-g-n-, shake your female partner around while holding the l-b– together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out sh-t and water on your face resembling a california mudslide!!!
i was bored one night so i let my girlfriend hook me up with the california mudslide. i went to work without showering!
the process which involves engaging in -n-l s-x, and your female partner defficates on your p-n-s, you then proceed to insert the p-n-s in the v-g-n- with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the p-n-s and into the v-g-n-. next, you get a standard size turkey baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the sh-t filled v-g-n-, shake your female partner around while holding the l-b– together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out sh-t and water on your face resembling a california mudslide!!!
i was bored one night so i let my girlfriend hook me up with the california mudslide. i went to work without showering!