California Pizza
the s-xual act of j-zzing, sh-tting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman’s (or man’s?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.
man: i met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said “cali ‘za” and i had no idea what it meant.
friend: did you ask her about it?
man: yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me c-m, sh-t and throw up on her chest, she called it a “california pizza”
friend: why would you even do that?! sh-t.
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