California Pizza Kitchen
the act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your -ss is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). then sh-tting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
dude, i saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a california pizza kitchen for my girl. i think she’ll like it.
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