California Rape Whistle
the sound made by air p-ssing over a recently stretched -n-l cavity. much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.
tom: what was that noise?
kevin: tyler just walked by. he had his head down, so i think he got a new california rape whistle.
tom: oh. makes sense.
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