Californian birder
the act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. the male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. when the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he -j-c-l-t-s. if done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
i tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while i f-cked her from behind. it was so annoying i decided the californian birder was the only solution. though she screamed when i fired the shotgun, she didn’t deficate. i’ll get her next time.
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