Californian clapper
the act of getting a pair of children’s “clappers” , then using them to smack your female partners p-ssy until all of the water in her p-ssy comes out and the p-ssy becomes part of the drought.
ever since i gave my wife a californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the d-mn sahara.
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