californian diet


the californian diet: consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto instagram with inspirational posts.
lyndsey: “charlotte! how did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?”
charlotte: “i’ve started the californian diet and i’m loving it”

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