Califortified
“cali-fawr-tuh-fahyd”
verb and/or adjective
used to describe someone or something that is strengthened by their geographic origin or location, california.
someone from california that is tough as nails
something from california that is unbreakable
to make strong or increase strength of
the rock is califortified (hard and strong from california)
the fabric, handmade in california, is nearly bullet proof, it’s califortified.
she was attacked by a great white shark off the coast of california and lived, she’s califortified.
a bear or mountain lion is no match for someone that is califortifed
they moved from a suburban area to a tough region in california and are now califortified.
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