caligimafa
the nipple of an aardvark
“dude..your such a caligimafa”
2. the reproductive system of a hermaphroditic naked mole rat. from the latin “caligmaos” meaning “seans a douchebag”
“wow, sean is packing a serious caligimafa, dude hes got like both”
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