Calippo
a hetros-xual guy who spends most of his time with girls rather than guys. similar to a wom however the calippo plays defense while an all female batting lineup rounds third base with little or no resistance. sometimes the batters will just sort of linger around third base until their teammates make it
d-mn that will kid is such a freakin calippo these days!
a guy who spends most of their time with numerous females. similar to a wom however the batters are all female and they are rounding third base with little resistance
“d-mn will never hangs out with us anymore, he’s such a frickin calippo”
an icy pole, coming in various flavours that is wedged in a tube like package. very popular in summer and with children of the 80s.
“geeze im hot keelie, lets get us some calippos and hang down at the beach and perve on chicks”
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