calisurferla
a h-m-s-xual little b-tch who enjoys h-m- things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, tr-mm-ng his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. also responds to the name of “c-cksucker”. but enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. we all love a good leander.
1)laura’s ex is calisurferla
2)you’re going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the whittier tunnel?!?
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