Call In Slick
it’s like calling in sick but you are not sick at all, you are just a manipulative compulsive liar. you lie and pretend to be sick when you call in to work, usually on the weekends, because you were at the club’s the night before chasing d-ck you can’t keep. you think you can keep it though because you are the hottest f-ckin thing going. or you owe every babysitter in town money and they don’t wanna watch all your kid’s from all your babydaddies.
all your co-workers know that you are lying and faking it, they b-tch about it, but let you do it all over again next week because if they complain about it, you will just play the victim and get away with it anyway.
lorrie: hey roy, guess who called in
me: hmmm, amanda?
lorrie: haha yup
me: and you said i took this weekend thing just so i can work with her, i told you amanda don’t work weekends. i knew she would just call in slick.
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