Call Karma
when you’re waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
person 1: -hangs up the phone- you b-tch
person 2: what’s the matter?
person 1: i’ve been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
person 2: i hate that.
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