Call of Duty 4
the greatest game ever made. ever.
call of duty 4 = pwn
one of the great 360 games. its more modern and about a war with america vs a fictional russian terrorist group.
its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took halo 3 and made it have game s-x with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.
also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.
person 1: hey wanna play halo 3?
person 2: nah i’m tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play call of duty 4.
person 1: so you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?
person 2: h-lls yes, so i can own them with my young people skillz!
the greatest alternative to s-x, better than masturbation too.
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girlfriend: wanna rough it up, u s-xy b-tch?
me: h-ll yeah, you know what i’m thinking?
girlfriend: ohhh yeahhhh………….
me: barret .50 caliber time b-tches!
girlfriend: d-mn you call of duty 4, you win again!!!1 hackzors!!!
the #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. considering that it came out in november, that is very impressive.
its probably the most fun game that i’ve ever played. uav, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
you – “hey jesus, can you give me some good advice?”
jesus – “buy call of duty 4…its the best f-cking game ever. i’m already in my 5th prestige!!”
1. better than any game ever.
2. better than fudge.
3. better than going to h-ll.
satan: you will come down and work in the fire mines!!!
me: stfu, imz playin cod4. (call of duty 4)
jesus: pwnd!
st. peter: roflcopter
a multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
i took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. it was totally great.
^^yes, this really happened. that’s why call of duty 4 pwns.
the game that made many halo fans immediately drop playing halo 3 online for “more realistic” gameplay, in call of duty 4. frequently causes said halo fans to diss the sh-t out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved master chief. could possibly be replaced by vegas 2 in terms of xbox live fads.
“halo 3 sucks! call of duty 4 owns it.”
“you f-cking traitor.”
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