Call of Duty Bootie
when your girlfriend gives you head while playing call of duty on team death match……….and you forget to turn the head seat off!!!
“dude, i totally suck up behind her with ninja on and sprayed her. it’s cool, i had my silencer equipped, radar jammer and hard line equipped
last night my old lady sucked my b-lls while playing call of duty!!!
i got me some call of duty bootie!!!
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