call shenanigans
v. to declare that another’s words or behavior is full of sh-t, off topic, or p-ssive-aggressively annoying. to call another on their bad or mischievous behavior.
“will you stop prevaricating and answer the question? i call shenanigans!”
to accuse someone of cheating (used during gameplay); “calling shenanigans” is a serious offense, however, as doing so usually requires that the game must be stopped and cannot be continued
while playing monopoly…
one: i call shenanigans! you’ve been taking money from the bank!
two: i have not!
to accuse someone of lying or employing deception, used mainly when someone is trying to “sweep something under the carpet” or using twisted logic
person a: did you see that big sports game last night? that quarterback can throw the football well.
person b: i call shenanigans. (yesterday was tuesday)
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person a: wikipedia says that lady gaga is actually a man. this must be big news.
person b: i call shenanigans.
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