Call the Cops


-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don’t care what they said, aka “call the cops” because you don’t give a d-mn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!”call the cops because that’s a stupid idea”
a) friend: “o-m-geeee! bobby asked me out!!!!”
you: “whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, call the cops.”

b) friend: “so last night i tryed yellow showers with bobby”
you:”what!? call the cops! ew, that’s crazy!”

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