callean
– long and blond hair
– giant calves
– a p-ssy magnet
– stoner
-r-t-rded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
– looks like sh-ggy from scooby doo
“look at his s-xy, giant calves, he is such a callean ! ” -hot girl
“if a person smokes a ton, is r-t-rded, but also funny as h-ll at the same time, you can call him a callean ! “- first grade teacher
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