Caller IQ
a variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. this feature may also be used in conjunction with caller id, should you so desire. a novelity originated by it professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.
a. you call the customer service helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. you failed to meet their caller iq.
b. your mate’s phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. you ask: “what’s up?” she replies: “my ex. didn’t make the caller iq.”
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