CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN
a grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest t-ts and -ss known to mankind.
callipygous (kal-uh-pye-gus), or its linguistic cousin, callipygian (kal-uh-pij-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful -ss. callicolpian (kal-ih-kohl-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, “beautiful t-ts.” when you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of callimammapygian.
there is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of sports ill-strated. would ya concur?
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