Calling Card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an “in”
could be to do with an ‘inside man’
“tell the pin i want words, brad is my calling card.”
after making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
i took a m-ssive cr-p and simply had to leave the calling card…

tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. it was clearly jordan’s, for he left his calling card…
a calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.
“dude, your sister’s getting married. that’s a great calling card.”
“another person from my cl-ss of 81 has died. think i’ll call patty to let her know, heard she’s divorced now. obituaries give great calling cards.”
when a girl asks you to write your number down after you’ve slept over her place following a 1 night stand. however, the only thing your note says is “i win.”
so i wake up next to this land beast and she h-ssles me on how she wants to see me again, so i left her the calling card on my way out.
a way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one’s body.
whew, anthony! what died in here?

it smells like mancini left us his calling card
laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
man, that stall h-lla stinks because of the calling card byron left – it was stickin’ out at least 4 inches!
after making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
i took a m-ssive sh-t and simply had to leave the calling card…
conversely:
tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. it was clearly jordan’s, for he left his calling card…