Calling Morpheus


to use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
i was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like “what are you doing over there calling morpheus?” and i turn around with a joint.

any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

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