Calling off Doug
when you aren’t sick or have any emergency, but you still don’t want to go to work.
i feel fine today. but i’m calling off doug to work anyway
Read Also:
- Socratic Method Troll
socratic method trolls use the socratic method in a disingenuous manner to try and win arguments, without ever having to make an argument themselves. sjw’s, libertarians and “anarcho” capitalists have all adopted socratic method trolling to combat critics. socratic method trolls, when faced with an argument attacking their beliefs, rather than making a counter argument, […]
- Hulu and heavy petting
hulu isn’t considered as good as netflix and heavy petting doesn’t feel as good as s-x (chill). hulu, netflix, hulu and handjobs, netflix and chill, amazon and -n-l, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, s-x, making out i don’t care that my girlfriend likes it more, hulu and heavy petting isn’t nearly as good as […]
- sneak in the movies
the process of trying to sneak from the p-ssy to the b-tthole and successfully finish in her b-m. bro i tried to sneak in the movies with angelina jolie and got busted!
- Leather Poop
the feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time. leather p–p is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black p–p resulting from internal bleeding. man, i was sh-tting pure leather p–p after i molested my mom’s deep fryer last weekend. #feces #sh-t #p–p […]
- prepuce-less
someone that has been circ-msised. i have no prepuce, i’m prepuceless, prepuce-less. i don’t have to clean my prepuce because i’m prepuceless.