Calm a llama down
asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.
jont’e: play chess with me.
me: i will, but my screen in frozen. give me two minutes.
jont’e: no, i won’t give you two minutes.
me: calm a llama down, i’ll be right with you!
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