Calm down bomb
a paradox: telling someone to ‘calm down’ always, always infuriates that person. dropping the ‘calm down’ bomb is the ultimate act of p-ssive aggression – it says “you’re out of line, and i need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me.” needless to say, this is not calming.
a: g-ddammit! how could they possibly cancel arrested development?
b: dude, you need to calm down.
a: calm down?? f-ck, i am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apesh-t, breaks lamp, exits room)
c: you had to drop the calm down bomb.
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